Ramble On

Eddie talks so much that his voice is kinda like white noise to us at this point. Of course, every so often he says something so ridiculously absurd that we have to take notice and laugh. Here are a few choice exchanges:

Eddie: We should build a nest for some birds down there (in a storm drain).
Dave: But the holes are too small for a bird to fit through.
Eddie: We could try it. Let me call some birds… BIRDS!

Eddie: How come we only got two kids?
Kristen: You think we need another one?
Eddie: Yeah, we're gonna have a baby boy… next week.
Dave: Wow, that's fast.
Eddie: His name is gonna be Jordan Conflutes.

Eddie: Tangled is a long movie.
Kristen: Not as long as McQueen.
Eddie: He doesn't sing! 'Cause he's just a car, you remember?

Eddie: We should get a dog.
Dave: Aren't you scared of dogs?
Eddie: (Pause) Well, we could just build him his own bedroom in the hallway and close the door.
Kristen: We just won't get a dog.
Eddie: I just need one so it could lick me.

Eddie: We're going to fly up to space!
Kristen: Will we go to the moon?
Eddie: No, that's not real! We'll go to the next Earth… Africa!

Eddie: What's Goofy? Is he is a dog?
Dave: Yeah.
Eddie: He's not really a dog. Pluto's a dog.