Conversations with Ed

Here are some samples of the most frequent conversations we are having with Eddie lately:

Conversation #1

Eddie: "I want my [fill in blank with random toy]."
Momma: "Where is it?"
Eddie: "I want it."
Momma: "I know you want it. Can you find it?"
Eddie: "Momma find it."
Momma: "I don't know where it is. Do you know where it is?"
Eddie: "I want it."
Momma: "I think we lost it."
Eddie: "I want it."
Momma: "It's lost."
Eddie: "I want it."

Conversation #2

Eddie: "Momma, what you doin?"
Momma: "Cleaning the tub."
Eddie: "You not?"
Momma: "I am."
Eddie: "You not?"
Momma: "Yes, I am."
Eddie: "Momma, what you doin?"
Momma: "Cleaning the tub."
Eddie: "Momma, what you doin?"
Momma: "Eddie, I already told you."
Eddie: "Momma, what you doin?"

Conversation #3

Eddie: "Momma, what you doin?"
Momma: "Sitting."
Eddie: "You not."
Momma: "I am."
Eddie: "You not sitting!"
Momma: "Then what am I doing?"
Eddie: "You sitting on that chair?"
Momma: "Yes I am."
Eddie: "You not."

Conversation #4

Eddie: We don't
Daddy: We do
Eddie: We don't
Daddy: We don't
Eddie: We do

"I'm stuck!"

Eddie loves boxes, so this time of year has been great for him. Not only do we have diaper boxes like always, but we have been getting a lot of packages since I'm doing all my Christmas shopping online. Eddie likes to fill the boxes with toys and carry them around. He likes to stand on the boxes, sit on the boxes, jump on the boxes, climb in the boxes, etc. Today, he wedged himself into this box and proudly declared, "Ine stuck!"

He paused long enough for a photo-op, then tipped over. Of course, at that point, he had to announce "I fall down!"