Conversations with Ed

Here are some samples of the most frequent conversations we are having with Eddie lately:

Conversation #1

Eddie: "I want my [fill in blank with random toy]."
Momma: "Where is it?"
Eddie: "I want it."
Momma: "I know you want it. Can you find it?"
Eddie: "Momma find it."
Momma: "I don't know where it is. Do you know where it is?"
Eddie: "I want it."
Momma: "I think we lost it."
Eddie: "I want it."
Momma: "It's lost."
Eddie: "I want it."

Conversation #2

Eddie: "Momma, what you doin?"
Momma: "Cleaning the tub."
Eddie: "You not?"
Momma: "I am."
Eddie: "You not?"
Momma: "Yes, I am."
Eddie: "Momma, what you doin?"
Momma: "Cleaning the tub."
Eddie: "Momma, what you doin?"
Momma: "Eddie, I already told you."
Eddie: "Momma, what you doin?"

Conversation #3

Eddie: "Momma, what you doin?"
Momma: "Sitting."
Eddie: "You not."
Momma: "I am."
Eddie: "You not sitting!"
Momma: "Then what am I doing?"
Eddie: "You sitting on that chair?"
Momma: "Yes I am."
Eddie: "You not."

Conversation #4

Eddie: We don't
Daddy: We do
Eddie: We don't
Daddy: We don't
Eddie: We do